“Kanchō (カンチョー) is a Japanese prank performed by clasping the hands together in the shape of an imaginary gun and attempting to poke an unsuspecting victim‘s anus, often while exclaiming ‘Kan-CHO!’.”
When one thinks of Japan, it is generally regarded as a magical place where just about anything goes; panties can be bought from vending machines, people’s time can be purchased to cuddle with, and you can even dine while a Great Horned Owl gives you resting bitch face.All of the above are of course true and I’d typically say something along the lines of “but there’s more to it” however there’s not enough anal laser jokes in the world that can amount to what I’ve experienced so far on my second trip to the land of the rising sun.
People are really polite here and after being stuck at Pudong airport in Shanghai, it was a blessing to not have to dodge some Asian grandmother spitting all over the floor or some fucking child pissing freely.To be continued.
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